Baking soda, salt, water... Rinse
Sunshine, fresh air, movement... Play
Fruit, vegetables and nutrition... Yum
Sleep, mindfulness and positivity... Yay
But that won't make you a trillion dollars or more. So take the jab, it won't be sore. Well maybe just a little bit. Nano-lipids and the other sh*t. But never mind the fine print. It's good. Even if the risks aren’t fully understood. Oops, I mean it's safe and effective. If you think any differently you're clearly defective.
Money, power, backstabbing... Boo! Politics, PR, journalism... WHO
Traffic lights, mandates, misery... Why?
I got a hundred other ways to spin the lie.