A collection of bad nursery rhymes

For naughty children and worse parents

Eight blind mice

Eight blind mice

See how they run

See how they run

They all ran after the mRNA shot

The doctor opened them up and found a clot

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life as eight dead mice.

Eight dead mice, eight dead mice

See how they died, see how they died

They all showed damage to organ cells

Cancerous lesions and warning bells

Did you ever see such a sight in your life as eight dead mice.

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Reference to the animal studies on the original Pfizer bivalent booster which was only studied on eight mice before the FDA approved it

This little piggy went to the market

This little piggy stayed home

He had a cold and flu like illness and didn't want to roam

He took all his medicine

Then died on the floor

Leaving a widow and family behind

Destitute and poor

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty felt a bit ill

He went to the doctor

And got the new jab

Then fell off the wall

And broke on a slab

…

But at least he didn't die from Covid

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To get their second booster

But Jack fell down

And broke his crown

Then Jill collapsed shortly after

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A horrible and yet easily prevented disaster. But then again it's probably just a coincidence, because correlation doesn't equal causation

Especially when they don't want it too

Mary had a little lamb

A slice of cheese

And then she ran

Mary had a heart attack

At only twelve years old

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Darn climate change!

Ring around the rosies

Pockets of digital currencies

Myocarditis,

Cancers,

And then we all fall down

If you're happy and you know it

Say no way

If you're happy and you know it

Say no way

If you're happy and you know it

But the politicians blow it

If you're happy and you know it

Say no way

To any mRNA gene therapies